Grit Admirer Gifts

True Grit

"This place has the best happy hour."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

UK border controls relaxed.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Czarcasm

Greenfingers.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"A haand gel...!?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Hot cross buns

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Football heads...

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'