Skit Admirer Gifts

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Cariactures

UK border controls relaxed.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

How about going easy on the carbs

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

Falstaff

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'