Skit Admirer Mugs

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Cariactures

UK border controls relaxed.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

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"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Cat Burglar

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

TV jester.

Falstaff

Czarcasm

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"