Stunt Admirer Gifts

Overturning a tricycle balanced on one wheel.

Jackass: the highway

"Extreme miming"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

TV jester.

Falstaff

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Bravo!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Theatre Crowd

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Could you keep still?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Cheating Death.