Grim Comedy Admirer Gifts

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

Delta and Omicron Race

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Covid Boarding Pass

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"You took your time!"

"That wasn't very funny!"

The Last Powerpoint

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

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