Grits Enthusiast Gifts

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

Hadrian's Wall

Hoodie Hang-out

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

COVID Vaccine

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

100k Desert Crawl

Rock On

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Graffiti Forever!

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"We need to put in more bones."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Revenge Graffiti.

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'