Grit Enthusiast Gifts

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Hadrian's Wall

Barbeque Casualty.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

COVID Vaccine

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

100k Desert Crawl

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

It's all gravy.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Graffiti Forever!

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

How Gary got his groove back.

Revenge Graffiti.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'

Dog BBQ

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Graffiti on baseboard.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

What a Dog.