Grit Enthusiast Mugs

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Hadrian's Wall

Barbeque Casualty.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Dance.

COVID Vaccine

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Graffiti on guard's horse

100k Desert Crawl

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

It's all gravy.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Graffiti Forever!

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Revenge Graffiti.

How Gary got his groove back.

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

What a Dog.

Graffiti on baseboard.

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."