Grim Enthusiast Mugs

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

Grinding and sharpening company drop off the Grim Reapers scythes.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Delta and Omicron Race

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

Covid Boarding Pass

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"You took your time!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

Grim Reaper in trainers.

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

Covid Art

'A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!'

Grim Warning

"Sweet."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

'I thought we always had a deal.'

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

Grim Reaper and Covid