Grim Artistry Fan Mugs

Rescued by the Grim Reaper.

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Delta and Omicron Race

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Covid Boarding Pass

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"You took your time!"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

Grim Warning

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Yes, there is a chance you'll be alive in six months... If there really is such a thing as reincarnation."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

Covid Art

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

'A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!'