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Grinding and sharpening company drop off the Grim Reapers scythes.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Delta and Omicron Race

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

Covid Boarding Pass

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"You took your time!"

The Last Powerpoint

Grim Warning

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

Covid Art

Grim Reaper in trainers.

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Sweet."

'I thought we always had a deal.'

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

"Aww man, that's a rotten trick."

'Relax. After a hard day of reaping, I need a cold one

Grim Reaper and Covid