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The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Naked Mole Rat

Batman O' War

Route 666

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Call me!"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'