Grit Admirer Prints

True Grit

"This place has the best happy hour."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

UK border controls relaxed.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Greenfingers.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"A haand gel...!?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Hot cross buns

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

Football heads...

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

A Gated Community.