Sauce Lovers Gifts

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Flying sauces.

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Sausages!

Tartar sauce.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Source of Information

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Dijon Vu

Sauce close to the PM.

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'