Hot Sauce Lover Gifts

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Flying sauces.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Source of Information

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Dijon Vu

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

Le Chocolat!

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Loyd Grossman

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

'You order the jumbo combo?'

'Crowd Source'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."