Hot Sauce Enthusiast Gifts

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Source of Information

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

Loyd Grossman

Dijon Vu

'Crowd Source'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"I wish I was special."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

'Marinara??? I thought it was marijuana sauce.'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

'Don't expect anything special