Hot Sauces Gifts

"Hell's food isn't great, but the hot sauce is to die for."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Tea of Love

Alien Assumption

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Tea Snob.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Chefs-R-Us

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Le Chocolat!

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"We have to keep them guessing."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Next Coffee Shop 4M

'You've Had Enough.'

'Shut up with your back seat driving, just remember who's abducting who.'