Hot Beverages Gifts

'Do you have any coffee?'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Greetings, residents of Newark. This is an automated message from City Hall with three important points of information regarding tomorrow's expected snow emergency: 1. Cars parked on snow emergency routes after 3 p.m. will be towed. 2. Scheduled trash pickup for tomorrow will take place the following date. 3. There will be free hot chocolate for women at 509 Dingleberry Street, Home of the Fusco Brothers."

All employees must drink caffeinated

'To be honest, I don't want the money for a hot cup of tea. I'm more a skinny vanilla latte kind of guy.'

'Coffee strong enough for you, sir?.'

Le Chocolat!

Tea of Love

Tea Snob.

"I have heated your beer in the microwave because you told me you like hot drinks!"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

A complimentary biscuit

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Spring Water

"How passe, darling, everyone I know is re-toxing these days!"

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

No wonder you're drinking hot cocoa, Al. You went outside wearing a tee shirt after I advised you to layer up. Layer up? I though you told me to lawyer up. Weather Wonk.

'You've Had Enough.'

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Cola Observatory

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."