Hot Sauce Enthusiasts Gifts

"This'll teach him to chase us up trees."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Source of Information

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Dijon Vu

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"I wish I was special."

The Deli Counter

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

Snorkling in the soup

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."