Hot Sauce Enthusiasts Pillows

"This'll teach him to chase us up trees."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Source of Information

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

Loyd Grossman

Dijon Vu

'Crowd Source'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

Maybe you would have less of a problem with flies in your soup if you didn't have landing strips attached to your bowls.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

The Deli Counter

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"I wish I was special."

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

You're the hot sauce on my everything.