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"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Flying sauces.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Source of Information

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Dijon Vu

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'