Hot Sauce Fanatic Gifts

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Flying sauces.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Source of Information

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Dijon Vu

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Loyd Grossman

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'