Hot Food Lover Gifts

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'It's my favorite.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'