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'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

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'It's my favorite.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.