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'It's my favorite.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."