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'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

View to the Future

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

Fast Food Menu Selections

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Can I have flies with that'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Make me one with everything!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'