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"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'He's soo hot!'

Sid had never eaten such a hot chilli pepper!

Soup of the month.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Flying sauces.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Source of Information

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

Dijon Vu

Loyd Grossman

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

'Can't you read?!'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Crowd Source'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."