Hot Sauces T-Shirts

"Hell's food isn't great, but the hot sauce is to die for."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Alien Assumption

Tea of Love

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Tea Snob.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Chefs-R-Us

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

Le Chocolat!

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"We have to keep them guessing."

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

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Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

'You've Had Enough.'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

'Shut up with your back seat driving, just remember who's abducting who.'

'Do you have any coffee?'