Sauce Lover Gifts

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"The secret was in the sauce."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Any time is cake o'clock

'Your French dip, sir.'

Today's special... donuts.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Vegetarian Birds

Flying sauces.

Our visit to the flan factory.

'The Burrito King.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'It feels warm enough to me.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."