Sauce Lover Gifts

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Chick-fil-A Sauce & Maker's

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

The Untold History of General Tso.

"The secret was in the sauce."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Any time is cake o'clock

'Your French dip, sir.'

Today's special... donuts.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Our visit to the flan factory.

Vegetarian Birds

'The Burrito King.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Flying sauces.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"