Grease Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll have the fried fish, fried onions and French fries, and he'll have the grease.'

Street Food Vendors

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbeque Casualty.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

It's all gravy.

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

GLOO!

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

How Gary got his groove back.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Dog BBQ

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Barbecue in the snow.

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).