Grime Enthusiast Gifts

Two Chimney Sweeps.

Glastonbury. After.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

The Brothers Grime

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

How a poet works

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Dance Dance Dance.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

The new rain dance.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Guitar emergency.

"I feel stupid and contagious"

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Beware of Doggerel

Dancing.