Grime Enthusiast Gifts

Two Chimney Sweeps.

Glastonbury. After.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

The Brothers Grime

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

How a poet works

Dance.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Cybergoth.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Disease-y Top

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

Dance Dance Dance.

The new rain dance.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Guitar emergency.

"I feel stupid and contagious"

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Beware of Doggerel