Grunge Enthusiast Gifts

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"I feel stupid and contagious"

Glastonbury. After.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Modern Life Blues

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Crash Test Dummy Blues

Dance.

'Punk Rock?'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

The next wave

Cockerel sings the blues...

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Disease-y Top

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'I hate surprises!'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Elephant blues

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'