Grunge Lovers Gifts

'Being a roady for the rock band Pearl Jam is cool, but I don't see how that qualifies you to head-up our HR department.'

Glastonbury. After.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

The Brothers Grime

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Disease-y Top

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Ian Dury

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Courtney Love

Kurt Cobain

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"I feel stupid and contagious"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Dancing.

A Pensioner Raps About the Social Care System

Homeless or in a band

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

'Ms. Calhoun?... Bring in da noise,bring in da funk.'

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

Drum kit for sale...

'Word up homey!'

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'

Bad dog.

'Oh, it's you.'

"He had himself pierced once too often."

Nevermind the Irony

My spring 2002 collection

Feedback box at Grunge clinic.

On Tuesday evenings he went bungee jumping.

"Please remove shoes, jackets, anything metal."

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.