Grunge Gifts

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

My spring 2002 collection

Courtney Love

Glastonbury. After.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Getting through the week.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Disease-y Top

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"I feel stupid and contagious"

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Homeless or in a band

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

"Remind me, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?"

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"Wow. This sucks."

"I've been to the office..."

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

'Word up homey!'

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

Killing A Guru