Grunge Fans Gifts

Disease-y Top

Glastonbury. After.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I'm with the band.'

"You have the Hum bug.'

Courtney Love

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

"I feel stupid and contagious"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Homeless or in a band

Bring back the cat.

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see."

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

Anti-social Sciences

'Word up homey!'

'Where did we go wrong...?'

'You know what I couldn't stand about the army, you all go to dress the same.'

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

Daily life

'Oh, it's you.'

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