Grunge Fans Pillows

Disease-y Top

Glastonbury. After.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I hate surprises!'

'I'm with the band.'

"You have the Hum bug.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Kurt Cobain

Courtney Love

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

"I feel stupid and contagious"

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"And to my brother, who I promised to mention in my will, 'Hi Grumpy'!"

Homeless or in a band

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

A Pensioner Raps About the Social Care System

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

Bring back the cat.

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see."

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

Anti-social Sciences

'Word up homey!'

'Where did we go wrong...?'

'Oh, it's you.'

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

'You know what I couldn't stand about the army, you all go to dress the same.'

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