Grunge Artist Gifts

Courtney Love

Glastonbury. After.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Interpretive napping

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Disease-y Top

Original punks go to reunion

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Crunk

Kurt Cobain

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"I feel stupid and contagious"

Still hip, but not much hop.

Self-Made Man.

Homeless or in a band

'Can you hear me, Mutha?'

"Actually, it's more of a rap."

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

'Well, Carrie, it's great that you were able to express some of those repressed emotions!'

'Word up homey!'

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

Killing A Guru

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