Self-Made Man.
Junk Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the inventive spirit of a junk artist? Our collection features items that embrace creativity, recycling, and playful artistry—ideal for those who see beauty in everyday objects and love to craft their unique masterpieces.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"We won!"
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Menu Dating
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Lockdown casserole
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
The Official Covid-19 Diet
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
"I can't see a blinkin' thing."
Sweet surprise.
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
Empty Calories Vending Machine.
Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'
"They should have quit after deep dish."
Dave's Hamburger Shop
His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.
Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'
Junk Artist Gifts Collection
Junk Artist Mugs
Discover more unique gifts for junk artists on our mugs page—designed to inspire and celebrate their inventive craft.
Junk Artist Pillows
Find creative pillows that bring the playful spirit of junk art into your home—perfect for fans of inventive recycling.
Junk Artist Prints
Browse our art prints section for inspiring pieces that celebrate the art of upcycling and creative reuse, perfect for any junk artist.
Junk Artist T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts collection for junk artists—fun, creative designs that showcase their passion for transforming trash into treasure.