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Self-Made Man.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Lockdown casserole

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sweet surprise.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Student Food Pyramid

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"