Junk Lovers T-Shirts

Shards Salesman

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sweet surprise.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Student Food Pyramid