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The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

'OK, that's two triple bacon double cheese burgers with extra mayo. Would you like a will with that?'

'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'

Good foods - Bad foods.

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

Burger chef measuring a man's mouth for size.

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

'That'll be 10 bucks please.'

"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."

Venus fly-trap heaven.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

The four major food groups.

Health 101.

'I'll just have a cholesterol test and a dozen headache pills to go.'

'There's nothing good to eat!'

'You need permission from a doctor to order the 'THE GRANDE'.'

Fast food trap.

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"I need a super - extra large pizza... I've got a flat tyre and no spare wheel!'"

Santa gets hungry and gooes through the drive-thru at the fast food takeaway.

The Sugar Plump Fairy

"Mom, this food tastes like puke. We want Mickey D's."

Not eating natural foods because most people die of natural causes.

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"I have no trouble losing weight...it's just that I'm better at finding it."

"Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say your body is a temple, more of an amusement arcade."

'You're going to like that...it has absolutely no nutritional value!'

"I'm gonna sleep later, eat more junk food and continue my unreasonable fascination with cool cars."

No money.

End of roller coaster ride with sick looking people. One asks 'Fish and chips anyone?'

"Please remember chips have little nutritional value."