Junk Food Fans T-Shirts

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

'My parents' new health plan is called 'Vegetables and Fiber.' Yucckkk!!'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Fast Food Menu Selections

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Sweet surprise.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!