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"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Cock A Doodle

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Digging.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Hedge Car

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

Self-Made Man.

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

"Fall makes him sad."

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

Magnetic North

"It's found crap."

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

Mowing the lawn.

Manifold Destiny

Throwing away your brain

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

Hoarder Collie

'This is a total waste of time.'

-Do you mind if I use your lawnmower? -Sure, but it musn't leave my garden.

'My car! My car!'

Al's Computer Salvage.