Junkyard Fan T-Shirts

Looking for a quirky t-shirt for a junkyard fan? Our playful designs bring humor and personality to their favorite interest, making their casual wardrobe as creative as their hobby.

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'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.' mockup

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..." mockup

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

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'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!' mockup

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

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A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop mockup

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

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'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.' mockup

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

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"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward." mockup

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

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'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.' mockup

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

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Junk Food

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' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.' mockup

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

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"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts." mockup

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

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'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.' mockup

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

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'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...' mockup

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

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'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.' mockup

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

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"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!" mockup

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

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Is clutter necessary?

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"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier." mockup

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

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Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds! mockup

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

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'You order the Party-Sized Plain Doughnut and the Medium Pail-O-Coffee?'

'You order the Party-Sized Plain Doughnut and the Medium Pail-O-Coffee?' mockup

'You order the Party-Sized Plain Doughnut and the Medium Pail-O-Coffee?'

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"It's found crap."

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"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours." mockup

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

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Magnetic North

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Manifold Destiny

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'No, with a 'B.' I called for 'Batman'.'

'No, with a 'B.' I called for 'Batman'.' mockup

'No, with a 'B.' I called for 'Batman'.'

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Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen mockup

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

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Throwing away your brain

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"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

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