Junk Yard Adventurer T-Shirts

Let your favorite explorer wear their passion proudly. Our junk yard adventurer t-shirts combine humor and creativity, making them ideal for anyone who loves an adventure among the scrap heaps.

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Al's Computer Salvage.

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'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.' mockup

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

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'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!' mockup

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

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'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.' mockup

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

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Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within. mockup

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

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"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter." mockup

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

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' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.' mockup

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

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"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts." mockup

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

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'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...' mockup

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

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A frightened woman running from a cow. mockup

A frightened woman running from a cow.

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"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass." mockup

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

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Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds! mockup

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

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'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.' mockup

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

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Food-Snob Fear Factor

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"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!" mockup

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

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'If you get lost in there , send up one of your distress flares'.

'If you get lost in there , send up one of your distress flares'. mockup

'If you get lost in there , send up one of your distress flares'.

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Manifold Destiny

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Magnetic North

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"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours." mockup

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

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"It's found crap."

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Throwing away your brain

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"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

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