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'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

The King Can Do No Wrong

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Manifold Destiny

"It's found crap."

Magnetic North

Throwing away your brain

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Hoarder Collie

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

'They may well be chasing you, but there's not enough room for you to hide in here...!'

'My car! My car!'

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

Al's Computer Salvage.

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

"Push it a little more to the right. A little more. Right there. Perfect."

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

'Well, I guess you might say that the operation was a failure, but the patient lived.

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.

'Your junkyard is well organized. How do you do it?"

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'