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'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

Manifold Destiny

Let's Get the Band Back Together

"It's found crap."

Garbage Sale - Sunday

Magnetic North

Yard Sale: 'Look...one of those free range chickens.'

Throwing away your brain

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

Hoarder Collie

'My car! My car!'

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

Al's Computer Salvage.

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

"Push it a little more to the right. A little more. Right there. Perfect."

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.

'Your junkyard is well organized. How do you do it?"