Junkyard Artist Gifts

"Push it a little more to the right. A little more. Right there. Perfect."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cock A Doodle

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Digging.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

Hedge Car

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Self-Made Man.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

"Fall makes him sad."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

Mowing the lawn.

Manifold Destiny

Let's Get the Band Back Together

"It's found crap."

Magnetic North

Throwing away your brain

'This is a total waste of time.'

Hoarder Collie

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

-Do you mind if I use your lawnmower? -Sure, but it musn't leave my garden.

'My car! My car!'