Junkyards Gifts

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

The traveling Yard Sale.

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Manifold Destiny

Magnetic North

"It's found crap."

Throwing away your brain

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

Hoarder Collie

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

'My car! My car!'

Al's Computer Salvage.

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

'Your junkyard is well organized. How do you do it?"

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'