Junkyard Operator Gifts

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

The traveling Yard Sale.

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

Manifold Destiny

"It's found crap."

Magnetic North

Throwing away your brain

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

Hoarder Collie

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

'My car! My car!'

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

Al's Computer Salvage.

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

"Push it a little more to the right. A little more. Right there. Perfect."

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'